The Ten Commandments of fuckery

1. Go forth and spread the good fuckery. – December – Frozen Evergreen. You get two, and you have to spread one of them.
2. Fuck around and find out. – November – I’m not going to tell you. You get to fuck around and find out.
3. Trust your gut, for it is the fuckening alarm. – October – Dragons blood.ย Trust yourย gut….guts, blood, it makes sense somehow.
4. Others opinions of you don’t fucking matter. – September – Pineapple pizza, but it doesn’t actually smell like pizza because others opinions don’t fucking matter.
5. All fuckeries are fucking equal. – August – Equal parts Legacy(grapefruit with a hint of clove), and Eucalyptus. The Eucalyptus is purple, and the Legacy is black.
6. Thou shall not be a fucking cunt.- Julyย  – Lemon Sugar.
7. Those that spread bad fuckery will catch these hands.- June – These hands are Hot Peppers.
8. To get a fuck, one must give a fuck.- May – You get two. You have to give one away. Apple and Orange with a boozy kick.
9. Have a fucking sense of humor.- April – Himalayan Cedarwood, Frankincense, and Myrrh make a very masculine scent. So we made it hot pink.
10. When in doubt; FUCK IT. Mama said it was okay. – Momma said it was OK…. So we just threw all the scraps together to make this one.ย 

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